15-Year-Old Paris Jackson Posts Bikini Pics


15-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the “King of Pop” Michael Jackson and his longtime lover Bubbles the monkey, just posted these bikini pics to her Instagram.

As you can see, Paris doesn’t have much to offer us Muslims in the way of sex appeal, and not just because of her advanced age. However, what Paris Jackson lacks in looks she makes up for in other areas like her penchant for suicide.

Paris has already been hospitalized once for trying to take her own life. If Paris could learn to harness her suicidal desires and direct them at the Jews where they belong she could be quite pleasing to us Muslims, as there is nothing we like more than a woman willing to wear the martyr vest.

You may also like...