Bella Thorne Finally Gets Her First Period


After recently turning 16-years-old, Disney star Bella Thorne appears to have finally got her first period.

Obviously Bella Thorne is ecstatic that she is finally menstruating, because now she can fulfill her dream of marrying a Muslim (that is if her maidenhead is still intact), and birthing him many masculine babies.

However, Bella Thorne must not delay in getting fertilized by a Muslim, for every time she bleeds she makes herself easy prey for bears, Draculas, and worst of all Jews who covet the period blood of virgins to sell on the Tel Aviv black market.

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