As loyal readers of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip website know, the so-called Iranian nuclear program is nothing more than a smokescreen for the real top secret work being done to expose celebrity nipples and boobs by x-raying see through tops at Celeb Jihad Labs in Tehran.
As you can see from this latest batch of celebrity see through photos, advancements in this technology are really starting to take place (especially in the Kate Beckinsale photo above where even the pink of her areola are revealed), and the result is going to be far more devastating to the West than any silly little nuclear bomb.
Yes it is extremely unlikely that the heathen Western world will be able to survive the devastation once us righteous Muslims harness the ability to expose the titties of any one of their beloved celebrities. Whether that be Shailene Woodley’s round chesticles in a silk dress in the photo above, or Vanessa Hudgens perky little breasts in a bikini top in the photo below.
Hell we have even exposed Bella Thorne’s puffy nips in the picture below which was just taken the other day, just to show the extent of our awesome power. Infidels would be wise to submit to Islam now and accept the world caliphate, before this celebrity nipple exposing escalates any further.