For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at one of the biggest model whores of all time with the ultimate compilation of Cindy Crawford’s nude photos in the gallery below.
Cindy Crawford absolutely dominated the supermodel scene in the Western world throughout the 1990’s. And like most models of her day, Cindy no doubt made many trips to the holy Islamic world for extremely lucrative stints as a concubine for powerful and fabulously wealthy Muslim men.
In fact, it is rumored that during one of Cindy’s sex trips she was lucky enough to have the honor of tongue polishing the great Saddam Hussein’s legendarily massive manhood. During their oral session Saddam began vigorously thrusting into Cindy’s mouth hole with such force that it knocked her famous mole right off of her face. Upon hearing the news the first President Bush flew into a jealous rage, and cowardly attacked Iraq which started the Gulf War.