Jade Pettyjohn Nude Lewd Xmas Card

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Former Nickelodeon star Jade Pettyjohn appears to show off her nude tit and ass while dressed as Santa’s naughty little helper in the lewd Christmas card above.


At just under 5’0 tall, Jade Pettyjohn is certainly a tight little package… Unfortunately for her if she wants to get her stocking stuffed with Muslim yule log this holiday season, she needs to strengthen her hindquarters… Which as you can see in the video clip above, are woefully underdeveloped.

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Yes, if Jade wants to slobber all over a Muslim man’s candy cane, then she needs to cut out the sweets and get serious about her physical fitness. For despite her nubile appearance, at 20-years-old she is walking a thin line from becoming a useless old shrew who’s chestnuts we will not hesitate to roast over an open fire.