With rumors of a Brad and Angelina break up swirling, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly hiding in the couple’s bathtub with a knife, patiently waiting to strike. The expected ambush comes just hours after Aniston kidnapped a ferret belonging to Pitt’s adopted son Maddox and boiled it alive.
“Jen is still very much in love with Brad,” a sources close to Aniston claimed. “It’s Jen’s hope that these drastic measures will show him just how much she really cares.”
Experts speculate that while Aniston is waiting for the couple to arrive home, she will likely scour all of the bathroom drains in an attempt to find hairs to add to her “Brad doll.”