Justin Bieber Slept With My Wife

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The hidden camera footage above appears to show pop star Justin Bieber sleeping with my newest wife.

How dare Justin Bieber defile my wife! I traded 2 of my prized goats and a bushel of wheat for her, and expected to get at least 6 or 7 sons out of her before I sold her off to the salt mines. To add insult to injury I nearly threw out my back beating her and dragging her in a sack to the top of that cliff.

Rest assured I will be changing all the locks on my wives’ bedroom cells, and will file a complaint in Sharia court. Justin Bieber must compensate me for this egregious offense with either a replacement wife of equal value (in terms of viable breeding years) or livestock.

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