Kate Upton’s tiny bikini top heroically struggles to contain her bulbous mammaries in the candid bikini beach photos below.
This is a gratuitous amount of cleavage being flaunted by Kate Upton. For such an epically offensive display the Shariah courts have ruled that Kate Upton is to be stoned by rocks the size of her titties. Of course rocks that large won’t be easy to come by, but us Muslims have already begun quarrying a mountain to procure the stones needed.
Yes one day soon Kate Upton and her massive boobies will taste holy Muslim justice for these candid photos. Until that time let us pray to Allah that Kate’s bikini tops continue to defy the laws of physics and keep her shameful breasts constrained.