Nude Celebrity Auditions For ‘Naked News’

The video above appears to be a compilation of leaked audition tapes of celebrities Emma Watson, Alice Eve, Kaley Cuoco, Gillian Jacobs, Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Romijn getting nude for “Naked News“.

Of course it is not at all surprising to see these big name celebrities stripping naked in the hopes of a landing a spot on an adult Internet news site, for celebrity harlots are the most brazen of whores in the world and they never pass up an opportunity to prostitute their bare female flesh for fame and fortune.

Unfortunately for these celebs none of them got jobs on “Naked News”, because they all could not stop babbling about themselves and just take off their clothes and read the damn news. This is of course fine with me as I get all my world news from Al Jazeera, by political news from the Taliban News Network (TNN), and my weather from Mexican weather woman Yanet Garcia (who is the best in the business, as you can see in the video below).

However, if you wish to get your news presented to you by nude women then you can sign up for a special discounted membership of $0.14 a day through this link.

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