Olivia Munn Spread Eagle In Maxim

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Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine.

Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or 5 girls hotter than Olivia Munn, and I regularly spied on 3 of them changing. Not only that but I paid one of their fathers a goat’s bladder full of Afghan whiskey for the right to grope his daughter. I guess some of us guys just have a way with the ladies.

To all you nerds lusting after Olivia Munn I suggest you contact the elder male of her tribe, and offer no more than 1 lamb skin for the privilege of pillaging her stink hole. Any more than that and you’re getting ripped off.

 

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