Selena Gomez In Short Shorts And Hooker Boots

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Selena Gomez looks like some sort of slutty Mexican superhero, as she was photographed leaving her bi-weekly appointment at the abortion clinc in a cape, short jean shorts, and black leather knee high hooker boots.

From Selena Gomez’s perspective this outfit must be extremely practical. For the short shorts provide for ease of movement while cleaning the floors, as well as quick access to her burrito hungry taco cave. While the knee high boots not only conveys that she likes to f*ck, but they also protects her knees when she is at work scrubbing toilets.

However, I’ve yet to determine what this stupid long flowing cape shirt is for. Perhaps it is the closest thing Selena could find to a poncho, or perhaps it funnels the water off her back while she is picking lettuce. Either way it must also serve some sort of purpose for Selena’s sexual escapades. With this much extra material, jizz rag certainly seems the most obvious answer.

 

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