The claws came out at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards last night, as Taylor Swift was caught on camera telling Selena Gomez to “shut the fuck up“.
As you can see in the video above, Taylor is clearly agitated as she snaps at Selena. Reportedly moments before Selena asked Taylor if she remembered to douche because last time she ate her out her pussy smelled like burnt hair soaked in vinegar.
The Taylor Swift Selena Gomez cat fight continued off camera as Taylor told Selena that her pussy tasted like the runoff from a Taco Bell dumpster, and they began pulling at each others hair.
The fight came to an abrupt end when the girls suddenly began making out, and tearing off their clothes. Selena and Taylor then rushed out the exit, presumably to get to their hotel room for some vigorous girl-on-girl makeup sex. All and all it was pretty uneventful night at the VMAs.