The Top 12 Hottest Teen Girls In Hollywood

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In the backwards West, it is taboo to openly sexualize celebrity teen girls who have not reached the arbitrary age of 18-years-old. Of course us enlightened Muslims do not follow this barbaric convention, and we refuse to ignore potential wives and concubines while they are still in their prime years.

And so below we have compiled a list of the top 12 hottest teen girls in young Hollywood. Allah willing each one of these celebrity teens will soon be liberated from their heathen lifestyle of leisure and excess by being stuffed in a shipping container and sent off to the Middle East to be put up for auction.

#12 Chloe Grace Moretz

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Age: 18
Known For: “Kick-Ass”, “Hugo”, “The Equalizer”
Pros: Pleasingly unfeminine body, and she knows how to use a gun.
Cons: Poisoned with feminist ideals. Too weak to work in the fields.
Nude Leaks Probability: High
Sex Tape Probability: Moderate
Maidenhead Status: Unlikely
Estimated Retail Price: 5 Dinars and an old goat.

 

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#11 Zendaya

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Age: 18
Known For: Disney’s “Shake It Up” and “Zapped”
Pros: Tight body with dick sucking lips.
Cons: She thinks that she is black.
Nude Leaks Probability: Moderate
Sex Tape Probability: Doubtful
Maidenhead Status: Possible
Estimated Retail Price: 6 Dinars, a half-gallon of insecticide, and a bowl of hummus.

 

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#10 Peyton List

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Age: 17
Known For: Disney’s “Jessie”
Pros: With her hair slicked back she would look like she was 12.
Cons: May be too scrawny to survive the honeymoon with a Muslim man.
Nude Leaks Probability: Moderate
Sex Tape Probability: Doubtful
Maidenhead Status: Optimistic
Estimated Retail Price: 8 Dinars, a used AK-47, and a pouch full of magic beans.

 

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#9 Lia Marie Johnson

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Age: 18
Known For: “Kids React” and showing her perky teen tits on Snapchat.
Pros: Her perky teen tits.
Cons: Her immodesty. Requires training.
Nude Leaks Probability: Extremely High (possibly already happened)
Sex Tape Probability: High
Maidenhead Status: Dubious
Estimated Retail Price: 12 Dinars and a camel hair blanket.

 

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#8 Sophie Turner

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Age: 19
Known For: “Game of Thrones”
Pros: Long legs, broad shoulders, and she clearly likes it up the ass.
Cons: She is a redhead.
Nude Leaks Probability: Very High
Sex Tape Probability: Likely
Maidenhead Status: She lost it last season on “Game of Thrones”, and it was hot.
Estimated Retail Price: 13 Dinars, a tanker of pesticide, and a carton of yak’s milk.

 

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#7 Kylie Jenner

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Age: 18
Known For: “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and banging black guys.
Pros: Hips, ass, and tits suggest extreme fertility.
Cons: She is a mudshark, she probably has AIDS, and she almost certainly stinks like chitlins.
Nude Leaks Probability: A certainty
Sex Tape Probability: A certainty
Maidenhead Status: Smashed to bits
Estimated Retail Price: 13 Dinars, some spent AK-47 casings, and a Jew skin lampshade.

 

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#6 Olivia Holt

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Age: 18
Known For: Disney’s “Kickin’ It” and “I Didn’t Do It”
Pros: Perfect face for taking a Muslim’s massive load.
Cons: Her frame suggests she is unlikely to birth more than 12 children.
Nude Leaks Probability: Moderate
Sex Tape Probability: Less Than Moderate
Maidenhead Status: Still Possible
Estimated Retail Price: 17 Dinars and a plot of land on the Taliban side of the Pakistan border.

 

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#5 Stefanie Scott

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Age: 18
Known For: “Insidious: Chapter 3” and Disney’s “A.N.T. Farm”
Pros: Pleasingly nubile appearance, and nice wide accommodating mouth.
Cons: Smiles too much.
Nude Leaks Probability: You never know.
Sex Tape Probability: Anything is possible.
Maidenhead Status: Wouldn’t be surprised if it was still intact.
Estimated Retail Price: 20 Dinars and a herd of cattle.

 

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#4 Ariel Winter

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Age: 17
Known For: “Modern Family”
Pros: Tig Ol’ Bitties.
Cons: Possible Jew.
Nude Leaks Probability: High
Sex Tape Probability: Moderate
Maidenhead Status: Nope
Estimated Retail Price: 22 Dinars, 3 goats, and a necklace made of Jew teeth.

 

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#3 Dove Cameron

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Age: 19
Known For: Disney’s “Liv and Maddie” and “Descendants”
Pros: Her supple teen tits, and she probably makes great sex faces with her pouty lips and bedroom eyes.
Cons: Too prissy to be really good at well digging.
Nude Leaks Probability: Already happened
Sex Tape Probability: High
Maidenhead Status: Yeah right
Estimated Retail Price: 25 Dinars and a used Toyota war truck.

 

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#2 Bella Thorne

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Age: 17
Known For: Disney’s “Shake It Up”, “The DUFF”
Pros: Her whole body.
Cons: Her face and morality.
Nude Leaks Probability: Already happened, and it will certainly happen again.
Sex Tape Probability: I like the odds.
Maidenhead Status: LOL
Estimated Retail Price: 30 Dinars, an Arabian horse, and a bushel of figs.

 

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#1 Natalie Lind

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Age: 15
Known For: “Gotham” and “The Goldbergs”
Pros: She is clearly comfortable on her knees (see photos below). She is still at an halal age were should could produce 17+ future Jihadist babies… plus look at her.
Cons: She is on a show called “The Goldbergs”.
Nude Leaks Probability: High (if she is not sold off to a Muslim soon)
Sex Tape Probability: High (if she is not sold off to a Muslim soon)
Maidenhead Status: Hopeful
Estimated Retail Price: 40 Dinars, 6 goats, an old lamp that may or may not contain a genie, 3 camel hair carpets, and a case of the finest Afghan opium.

 

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