What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

peopleSigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
peopleLindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
peopleParis Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
peopleSarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
peopleMiley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
peopleRosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
peopleReese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
peopleElizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
peopleBritney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
peopleJessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
peopleAngelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
peopleJennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
peopleJessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
peopleScarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
peopleMadonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
peopleNatalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
peopleJodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.

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